Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

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a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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50 shades of text me the fuck back

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